It’s 4am, Seren has had an early poop in her crib. The hubs and I are sharing the diaper change. Cos you know, at 5am we’re both one-eyed open. He is at the head, I am at the rear end. I ask him to hold her legs up so I can do my thang. He obliges. He pushes her legs up too high. It’s too late to stop her.
She squeezes.
It comes. And it comes. She squirts watery poop in my direction. I’m arm-deep in a lovely shade of brown.
Lesson learned – he’s taking the bottom half next time.
YUCK.
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